Greg Webb & Ryan Wicks get Glazed & Confused
What happens when great minds come together? If I told you they got “Glazed & Confused,” you might be thinking about a Harold & Kumar movie. Personally, I’d rather think the name was inspired by Jimmy Page and Robert Plant; at least that’s the soundtrack I had in mind as I popped open my Ironfire and Wicks collaboration.
“Glazed & Confused” is an Ironfire sequel of sorts. Back in December, they worked with OpenTap (a California app) to brew “Civil Strife,” a salted caramel White Russian pale stout. “The beer had a lot going on and received extremely positive feedback,” Greg Webb informed me, “So, naturally we knew we were going to have to make another one. We figured the more creative the better. We also know that brewing something a little more off the wall is more fun with friends.”
Webb reached out to David Nichols at Donut Bar Temecula and Ryan Wicks to see: “What they thought about doing a three-way collaboration and brewing up a vanilla glazed donut golden stout.” With the addition of Rusted Iron Coffee Roasters, it became a star-studded, four-way collaboration.
The beer would be brewed at Ironfire and, like all sequels, they had to go bigger: bigger cast, more laughs, and more plot twists. True to form, this sequel would have a premiere date. It would be released at Ironfire’s Wetwood Saturday, one of the most anticipated events on the calendar. It’s the day when Ironfire releases its acclaimed Last Rites as well as digging into their treasure chest of vintage releases. Glazed & Confused may have been second bill (or lower), but it was a still a premiere.
I’d first been alerted to the beer when Ironfire posted an intriguing teaser on social media. It was a video of donuts bobbing around the mash tun like characters in a toddler’s picture book. Not just plain donuts, they had the whole assortment of flavors and colors. I’d like to think that each donut flavor was carefully hand-selected by the team for its flavor profile. But, I’m probably naïve in telling myself the same every time I ask the store clerk to throw me a random assortment together.
It was an image that immediately reminded me that I hadn’t spoken to Webb for quite a while, something I was about to rectify. Several conversations with Webb and Wicks would follow, probably exposing my unhealthy addiction to donuts. But, I do have a greater obsession with beer and how this idea of dropping donuts into a golden stout might play out.
Neither concept is new. Golden stouts have been around for a few years, and it seems like almost everyone has had a go at brewing one. Brewed like a stout, it substitutes coffee for roasted grain in an effort to achieve the flavor without the color. Other additions might include vanilla, lactose, cacao nibs, and oats. I haven’t been thrilled with the style. I love coffee. But to me it just seems like someone accidentally dropped a spoonful of instant coffee granules in my beer.
Glazed & Confused would also contain lactose, something I was further skeptical about. For me, it works in darker, fuller-bodied stouts. But while I’ve found a minority of milkshake IPA’s to be agreeable, I’ve yet to find one with enough hops to cut through the sweet sugar. I’ve shifted on several styles over the years, but I just think coffee and lactose need a little more work in lighter beer profiles.
But what about the donuts? Yes, just like the Homer Simpson memes, I was obsessed by the idea. Donuts in beer are not new either, as anyone who’s followed Dunkin’ Donuts will know. It’s a natural fit. After all, donuts and beer are both just sweet, bready dough at heart. But how would they play out in a light-colored pastry stout? Spoiler alert: it’s 9% ABV.
About six weeks after seeing Ironfire’s video, I got my cans of “Vanilla glazed donut golden stout, brewed with coffee and lactose sugar.” A huge pink-glazed donut decorates the can, cartooned to look like a face, complete with bloodshot eyes. I was back to images of Harold & Kumar, until the “Glazed & Confused” font redirected me to the similarly-named 1990’s movie. By association I was back to Led Zeppelin. The band’s song does not feature in that movie – the director had approached them and been rejected – but that’s what I was humming as I transferred my can from fridge to glass.
Having approached this beer with skepticism, the results were very impressive. You get the elements of vanilla, lactose, and dough in the aroma, alongside an enticing level of hop citrus and spice. The lactose comes through a little sugary at first. While not suppressed by the hop citrus, it is just tempered a little. The donuts add breadiness to the pale malt body, while the coffee just seems to swim quietly in the background. It drinks amazingly well for a 9% beer.
I really enjoyed it. They managed to produce a beer that tasted just like a sugar-glazed donut. It’s inevitably sweet given the concept, but they balance it out really well with the hops. The coffee, which had given me a little more apprehension, is more of an underbody. Such is the drinkability, you’d never guess at the 9% ABV. It’s a perfect harmony of three of my favorite things: coffee, donuts, and beer. The donuts take center stage, making it a little on the sweeter side, but everything is very well-balanced.
“It’s a fun beer, not something to be taken too seriously,” Wicks informed me when I messaged him inconsiderately enthused on a late Saturday evening, “It’s not a brewer’s beer, but more of a fun challenge, like those cooking shows where they have a random basket of ingredients.” He added: “It came out well-balanced and everything worked harmoniously. It’s crazy crushable for a 9% beer. Greg knocked it out of the park on that one.”
Both brewers have been busy with collaborations of late, a seemingly happy consequence of a restrictive past 12 months. On the same day as the Glazed & Confused release, Ironfire also released Scapegoat, a hazy double IPA they did with Relentless. If juicy IPA’s are your thing, this one is amazing. Ryan Wicks, for his part, has been hopping all around Riverside county. “Last year I had multiple collabs lined up before the shutdowns,” he added, “So this year I’m making it a point to brew collabs with all my favorite brewers.”
Collabs definitely seem to be on the rise as brewers break out of their covid-induced cabin fever. If 2020 left us Dazed and Confused, 2021 may see us more Glazed and Amused.
Raised in England, Andrew Smith “thought” he knew everything about beer before moving to the United States. He covers food for Locale Magazine and runs a local Coachella Valley blog at CVBeerScene.com